I’m the worst to watch a show with.

Him: Do you think he’ll sleep with her or his boss?
Me: I don’t care.
Him: There’s a lot of sexual tension between them and –
Me: I don’t care who sleeps with who in real life, much less which fictional character another fictional character gets his fictional rocks off with.

*Pause*

Him: You’re no fun.

*Fictional Response: You married me

Skirts – Spell Designs
Top – Thrills Co.
Necklace – Lulus.com
Boots – gift from Nashville