My sarcasm gets the best of me. My love of a raunchy joke often foils my grace. My brash honesty often lands my feet squarely in my mouth. I am a flawed individual. But hell, aren’t we all?
I will never have the poise of Grace Kelly, nor the meek lady-like demeanor. I will never have the brashness of Sarah Silverman. I fall somewhere in between. But if I love you, I love you deeply. If you need me, I’ll be there when you call – just ask my friends. If you want loving honesty and maybe a push, I’ll be there too. And I have to hope that’s enough.
‘Cause I love a neat smoky scotch, a crud sex joke, and binge watching Nikki Glaser. But I’ll be fiercely loyal, hold you while you cry, and make you laugh until your abs hurt. There’s a karmic balance in that.
Shirt – Spell Designs
Skirt – Threadsence
Shoes – Aldo
Sunnies – UO
Rings – F21