Regarding the continuation of those “I caught you on tape, pay me money or I release it” sex scam emails – you know the ones everyone is getting these days?

Can you please just release the tape already??? At this point, I’m looking at it as a career maker….I mean, it worked for Kim Kardashian – she built an empire!! Seriously though, I’ve been ignoring the “Final Warning” you’ve been sending for weeks; my agent and PR team is on standby; plus, I’m getting curious as to what it looks like now.

On an unrelated note, how do I balance a champagne glass on my butt??

Dress – Spell via Fre People
Sweater – Banana Republic via Value Village
Boots – The Shoe Company
Socks – Free People