and I’ll give you a foot massage tonight.” Now, first off I get foot
massages fairly regularly so I can afford to be a little cavalier about
them. Secondly, I have a dislocated baby toe due to something Andrew
did so I’m already not feeling overly generous towards him. Therefore I
say,”Fine, but I get to hit you with a large stick anytime you touch my
injure toe.” Foolishly he agrees.
So later that night he says,”Let’s get together and I’ll give you that massage.”
minute,” I answer and walk upstairs. Andrew settles himself on the
couch and I return shortly with one of my Kali sticks in hand. He
thought I was joking earlier.
terrible at remembering an injury. It’s not the first time we’ve made
this sort of deal and I know how this goes, therefore I had to add the
‘stick’ amendment. But I think I’m really onto something as this time,
with the looming threat of being bashed repeatedly with a weapon, he
steers clear of the injury and the trade goes down without a hitch.
I was a little disappointed. I mean, how often does someone give you permission to hit them with a stick?