Okay last summer I did a rant about unsightly pantie lies, and this year it seems the rants are starting early because I have a grievance to air with you ladies. Don’t leave the house in a sheer dress without a slip. I have no need, or any desire, to see the exact pattern on the g-string you decided to wear with you chiffon white summer dress. Check yourself in a mirror under proper light, please! Don’t assume that two layers of sheer chiffon equal one non-see through layer of another material because they don’t!
I don’t care what lovely shape you may be in, Mama’s gonna go loose her breakfast over that!
Thank you, rant done. We now return to our regularly scheduled program…how’s your week?