I get updates on the dating scene from girlfriends, and not only does it make me thankful I’m not dating, but it also makes me want to write a book called, “How to approach women.” Basically, it’ll be really short. More of a novella, actually more of a short paragraph.

Here goes:

Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a dick. Don’t immediately jump to talking about your dick. And the best pickup line you can have is, “ Hi, my name is _____.” We’re not that complicated. Just talk to us like humans and avoid discussing genitals upon first meeting/messaging.

That’s it. That’s the book ‘gentlemen.’

Sweater – hand me down
Skirt – *thrifted
Boots – Frye *thrifted