“This is me schlubbing it,” I told a friend. He was surprised. So hear me out.

A) Flats

2) Hair is washed but not styled or even brushed.

C) No make up except filling in brows (which I always do) and a little shimmer on the lids.

4) A tank dress I bought one size too large so that it would be loose and stretchy and feel like it’s barely there.

So yes, this is how I schlubb.

And yes, that is how I list things.

Everything is thrifted except the necklace (hand me down from my Babcia)