I had something witty to say.

Something cool and glib. But that’s all taken away when five minutes after these pictures were taken I walked face-first into a dumpster lid, promptly smashing and cutting up my eye. The ensuing shiner was a real gem. I am the epitome of grace and poise, I tell ya!

Necklace – old, so I forget where I got it.
Everything else – thrifted